How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

Tagline: Talk to the Girl. Save the World.

John Cameron Mitchell, director of the acclaimed films Hedwig and the Angry Inch and Shortbus takes us to an exotic and unusual world: suburban London in the late 70s. Under the spell of the Sex Pistols, every teenager in the country wants to be a punk, including our hopeless hero Enn. Hearing the local punk Queen Boadicea is throwing a party, Enn crashes the fun and discovers every horny boy’s dream; gorgeous foreign exchange students.

When he meets the enigmatic Zan, it’s lust at first sight. But these girls have come a lot further than America. They are, in fact, aliens from another galaxy, sent to Earth to prepare for a mysterious rite of passage. When the dark secret behind the rite is revealed, our galaxy-crossed lover Enn must turn to Boadicea and her punk followers for help in order to save the alien he loves from certain death. The punks take on the aliens on the streets of London, and neither Enn nor Zan’s universe will ever be the same again.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

How to Talk to Girls at Parties is a 2017 British-American science fiction romantic comedy film directed by John Cameron Mitchell and written by Philippa Goslett and Cameron Mitchell, based on the short story of the same name by Neil Gaiman. The film stars Elle Fanning, Alex Sharp, Nicole Kidman, Ruth Wilson, and Matt Lucas. Principal photography began on November 9, 2015 in Sheffield.

The film had its world premiere at the 2017 Cannes Film Festival on May 21, 2017. It is scheduled to be released in the United Kingdom on May 11, 2018, by StudioCanal UK, and in the United States on May 18, 2018, by A24. Principal photography on the film began on November 9, 2015 in Sheffield, which would be standing in for London.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018) - Elle Fanning
How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018) – Elle Fanning

Film Review for How to Talk to Girls at Parties

Young love has been used to great effect as a canvas for the fantastical, and How to Talk to Girls at Parties follows a long line of narratives in which the object of desire is literally a zombie or vampire or superhero, wink, wink. In this case, she’s Zan, an alien in the body of Elle Fanning, who is visiting Earth with her colony, on what amounts to an intergalactic school trip. The boy unlucky enough to fall in love with her is Enn (Alex Sharp) a young punk-rock fanboy who wants to smash the system, but can’t get the nerve to talk to his school crush.

While in search of an after-party, Enn and his friends John and Vic (Ethan Lawrence and Abraham Lewis) stumble across what looks like a performance-art collective, but is actually the temporary home of a visiting group of aliens. (The aliens seem to be less into punk, more into Krautrock.) There he meets Zan, a rebellious young alien who wishes to be more than just a “tourist” on earth, and sees Enn as her ticket out of the hive.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

Writer-director John Cameron Mitchell and co-writer Philippa Goslett, loosely adapting a short story by Neil Gaiman, are working with elements that seem like a recipe for magic: raucous basement shows, outlandishly dressed aliens, and all the fizzy awkwardness of adolescent romance. But the script is unfocused, and seems insecure about how compelling Zan and Enn’s relationship is, constantly veering off to focus on alien politics and Enn’s family history, when a little punk-alien courtship would have been fun enough to linger on. Nicole Kidman’s supporting turn as scenester grande dame Boadicea is plenty kooky, but could have been cut out completely at no loss to the film. The script is frantically trying to build a whole world when a modest house would do.

Worse, the film looks dreadful, and the CG effects are a legitimate eyesore: An opening animated sequence is so tacky, it took me a while before I realized it wasn’t just another logo animation for a random film fund. The effects even hijack the film’s bright spots: An energetic sequence in which Zan is revealed to have a talent for improvisational art soon turns into incomprehensible iTunes-visualization-grade CG psychedelia (which I think is supposed to represent Zan and Enn consummating their love, but I can’t be sure). The vibrant, imaginative costumes are the only aspects of the production whose overall taste level feels right; like other Gaiman-adjacent productions, it’s nowhere near as weird, funny, or edgy as it thinks it is.

Fanning’s breathy voice and fairylike countenance make her obviously suited for the role of a teen alien, but her talents — and Kidman’s, and Ruth Wilson as a seductive superior alien — exceed the script. As the plot descends into a too cute metaphor about the alien colony eating their young, you start to feel embarrassed for everyone onboard, flung into crazy town without any substance to hang on to. The concept had incredible potential, but Mitchell missed the mark by a wide margin. Luckily for Fanning and Kidman, they’re in approximately 18 other movies on the Croisette this year. They’ll recover.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties Movie Poster (2018)

How to Talk to Girls at Parties (2018)

Directed by: John Cameron Mitchell
Starring: Elle Fanning, Nicole Kidman, Ruth Wilson, Stephen Campbell Moore, Alex Sharp, Matt Lucas, Elarica Johnson, Joanna Scanlan, Lucy Jayne Murray, Alice Sanders, Eloise Smyth, Hebe Beardsall
Screenplay by: Philippa Goslett, John Cameron Mitchell
Production Design by: Helen Scott
Cinematography by: Frank G. DeMarco
Film Editing by: Brian A. Kates
Costume Design by: Sandy Powell
Set Decoration by: Hannah Spice
Art Direction by: Caroline Barclay
Music by: Nico Muhly, Jamie Stewart
MPAA Rating: R for language throughout, sexual content, some drug use and nudity.
Distributed by: A24 Films
Release Date: May 11, 2018 (United Kingdom), May 25, 2018 (United States)

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